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Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Gym Update: Not there.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there’s no more soda?
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!