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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
The police never think its as funny as I do.
Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
Adding "and sh!t" at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”