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Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon Balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Homeless people should make more creative signs like "I bet you can`t hit me with a quarter...b!tch!"
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
I don’t know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I guarantee you they’d post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.
I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99