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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
People say circumcision dosen`t hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn`t walk for nearly a year.
My spirit animal is that chicken who keeps crossing the road for reasons no one can figure.
The sense of success when you’ve had something stuck between your teeth and you manage to free it after 25 mins of tactical tongue pressure.
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti! I just want a future archaeologist to have a great day!
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
It was all so different before everything changed.
I saw a book titled Learning To Read For Dummies. At first I thought that sounded insulting, but then I realized anybody who would be insulted by that title wouldn`t even know what it says.
I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.
I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.