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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
You bring everyone a lot of joy ... when you leave the room.
I`d watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
You know you`re getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous.
Whenever I see a happy couple.... smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love..... I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way I told you to.