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I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
Your mother never saw the irony in calling you son of a bitch.
I like to go to the bathroom with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people.