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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
You`ll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
I hate when the remote is way over there
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would for sure pick living.
I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, "You once told me..."
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?