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French people give me the crepes.
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
The hardest part about being humble is not telling people how much better I am than they are.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.
My boss yelled at me yesterday "It`s the fifth time you`ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it`s Friday?"…