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The black sheep always have the best stories.
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
It`s my birthday. I’m not just a year older, I’m also a year better and prettier ... I know your jealous ;)
Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV and having a beer.
This beer sure tastes like I`m on vacation next week!
Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.