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Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous...Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
All milk is breast milk.
This post is just for you.
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
It was all so different before everything changed.
I`m tired of doing math. I guess I`ll get my lazy as up and fix my clocks today
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.