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my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
I saw that! - Karma
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
John has 35 candy bars. If John eats 27 of them what does he have? .... Diabetes. John has diabetes.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as "man surprised his credit card was declined"
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What could possibly go wrong with that?