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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
I don´t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
Boyfriend: Why do you watch the Food Network it doesn’t make your cooking any better? Girlfriend: Why do you watch porn?