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A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
one of the Olsen twins got married earlier today! when the fiance was asked "which one???" he replied "who cares???"
I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
I just don`t want to look back and think "I could`ve eaten that"
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.
This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?