Daily Silly Status

According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?

You`d think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I`ve been drinking.

I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want

I will write something profound ... subsoil!

I`m gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.

This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel

I know exactly how a bomb technician feels when I try to open a cup of cherry mixed fruit without the juice spraying out.

Lately, my furnace has run so much I nicknamed it "Forest".

Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.

If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.

If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......

I say the things better left unsaid.

Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.