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Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
Call me an optimist, but I always viewed my cup as half full…of Vodka!!
I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.
My neighbor was singing in the shower again this morning. I didn’t mind though as I can`t hear anything through the telescope.
I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at some`s house, I always take a piece home with me.
I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it`s what it`s.
The human body is amazing... You breathe in oxygen and it converts it into sarcasm.
Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...
if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.
I’m glad to know that we will never have to worry about a lack of weathermen. I mean, I know at least a couple dozen on Facebook.