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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
Tyler on Facebook says he ran 1.7 miles this morning… So based on calculations, I have 35 minutes to ransack his house tomorrow morning.
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself.
Ever drink so much your wife makes sense? Me neither...But I keep trying
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
The reason why women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants
I just hope people who say "Jesus is my co-pilot" realize he`s a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator.