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Remember, an easily stolen ADT security sign placed on your lawn is the first line of defense against crime.
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
“Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
Starting to believe I`m trouble
I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
Any time that I see someone wearing crocs, I assume they lost a bet.
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?