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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Warning: this life contains strong language, adult situations and nudity.
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
Dear facebook, please quit asking me what`s on my mind. Eventually I`m going to get in trouble if I keep telling you.
Broke up with my girlfriend. She was into the horoscope stuff and we weren`t compatible. I`m a libra and shes a...b!tch
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
Pork is awesome, but it`s best when used as a verb.
I’m pretty good at keeping my sh!t together. Until there’s a bee around.
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Honk if you wanna see the finger
LOSE WEIGHT FAST! Mix equal parts warm water, apple cider vinegar, & lemon juice toss that disgusting sh!t into a sink & get on a treadmill.