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I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October.
If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed!
“Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
That awkward moment when you buy a pack of condoms and your wife ask. what you gonna do with those?
If noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
I`m out of bacon. This is my suicide note.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Sorry I missed your call ... I was to busy singing and dancing to the ringtone
First you told me to be myself now you`re telling to me not be an idiot. Make up your mind woman!
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels