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HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
So much for the saying, 3rd times a charm, I just checked my Mega Millions ticket for the 3rd time, and still nothing.
My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle.
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
My wife just said that I was the worst behaved out of all her children.
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know
Iām totally fine with favoritism as long as Iām the favorite.