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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner. Turns out it was all my personal belongings.
There`s no easy way to steal a watermelon.
My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
So long pants! See you Monday!
I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start.
If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?