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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point when she turned around and found out I was walking her home.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview.
Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
when people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."
It`s no fun if you have permission.
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.