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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
The first order of business for the 115th Congress: blaming everything on the 114th Congress.
When I become president I will make Monday a part of the weekend.
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
Life..it`s just an `F` in lie....
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
That urge you get to write "No one gives a sh!t" on someone`s status..