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They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
That`s like asking the fat guy to watch the pie.
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
Why do they write PIZZA all over the box? What else could possibly be in there???
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
If I have nosy neighbors, I always like to dig five 7 ft. x 3 ft. x 6 ft. holes in the back yard and every couple of days, Fill one in.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(:
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.