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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
I`ll be right with you, I`m busy being inappropriate on the internet.
Perverts can contribute to society. Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow`s milk.
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it`s an intervention.
Offering a hobo $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
It`s funny how my car drives slower on the way to work, than when I`m on my way home.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
New favorite term: Multislacking. It’s nice to find a name for something you’re good at.
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.