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The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
Just found out my daughter`s super power is repeating what I`ve said about others as soon as she meets them.
If you use more toilet paper to wipe the tears out of your eyes then wip your bum in the morning...the food was too hot the night before
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
It`s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......
The best part of being a kid is probably saying, f*ck it. I`m going to be Spider-Man today.