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People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
I only accept apologies in cash.
lol I rotfl
Your duty as a friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck.
I`m great at spelling bees ... But hopless at spelling other words.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
If you ever feel sad remember that there’s a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Opposites attract, that`s the trouble with being awesome
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