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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I`m bringing sexy back...if I only I can remember where I had it last....
Light travels faster than sound. That`s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
You’ve never truly lived until someone has posted a sign because of something you’ve done.
I am taking a shot for every “like” I get on this status. Then again, I’m taking shots whether you bastards like it or not.
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll probably be like, “Hey, remember when you used to just give me fish?”
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.