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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons... They forgot to add Morons.
Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.