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I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
Iām sad when my food is over.
don`t kiss the monitor, just ask me nicely..
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
Why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
There`s no WE in pizza.
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.