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Fun Fact: A pizza will never sleep with your best friend behind your back.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
Did you hear about the Cannibal that "passed" his Uncle in the Jungle?...............
Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say: "Now shut up and go to sleep."
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
Let`s be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
When you`re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
Confucius would have been great at Status Updates......
I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
Question everything...Or should you?
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has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!