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To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I`m part of the other 3%.
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i can slap eight people @ once!
The Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria`s secret around the house.
It`s remarkable how much I can get done out of sheer spite.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
You never really know if you`re over someone until you`re in the car and they`re in the crosswalk.
My head has that drunk on cheap alcohol feel without me getting to actually drink the alcohol :(
I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.