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I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it already.
Watching someone else play a video game is like watching someone who won`t let you join in while they`re masturbating.
My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
Actually, I prefer to smile on the `inside`, then no one knows what you`re up to....
In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Ever drink so much your wife makes sense? Me neither...But I keep trying
Being single is the worst sh!t ever. Being in a relationship is a close second.
?"May contain nudity".. either it does or it doesn`t.. quit waistin` my time.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.