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We may be an advanced nation but we still have to remind employees to wash their hands when they pee.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
It takes balls to be a man.
Mom said angels are watching over me. I`m just afraid they`re taking notes to make sure I go to hell.
My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.
My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.
It should really be called teethpaste.