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My house looks like I`m losing a game of Jumanji.
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
I don`t hate you, it`s just, if you were on fire. I would roast marshmallows.
If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
"Hi, I`m here to ruin your life" - Social media
Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.
Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day
Swearing: because sometimes "golly gee" and "meany" just don`t cut it.
You seem awesome. I can`t wait to find out what I hate about you.