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So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
OMG, you guys, there`s a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don`t understand what a flash mob actually is.
I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it I don`t even know if it`s spelled gray or grey
When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know
Money isn´t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.