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Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
I decided to tell the kids that Santa is made up but nighttime home invasions are very real.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
My life coach just benched me.
Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
I want to follow my dream, but i dont want to look like a stalker
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I`m not an actor.
“I saw that.” -Karma
That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"