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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos.
The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
You can`t control who comes into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. It´s Sunday.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.