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If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of a plane
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
I’m probably single because I forgot to forward those chain messages from 2008.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today can burn your a$$ tomorrow
A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Can you imagine how sexy I`d be if I ate right and took care of my body... I`m not going to, but can you imagine
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
I always ask my waitress to name everything that comes in the salad then I respond “OK perfect, I want a cheeseburger with none of that on it.”