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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
Scientists uncovered the part of the male brain responsible for pissing off women. It’s next to the part that knows how much roses cost.
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
I like my women like I like my motorcycles. Not ridden by all my friends.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
So long pants! See you Monday!
"Do you have a charger?" is the new "Could I bum a cigarette?"
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
Man, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
My head has that drunk on cheap alcohol feel without me getting to actually drink the alcohol :(
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
Hey Pringles, it`s time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn`t exactly thin-wristed.
Before I stalk someone, I follow them around for a while...Cause you know, what if they`re not worth it?
Reincarnation is my only hope.