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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I`ll never understand why single women waste so much time on dating websites when there are so many eligible bachelors right here in this adult bookstore.
I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don`t have great childing skills either.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
I`m CDO. It`s like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order. LIKE THEY SHOULD BE!!!
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
“Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.
Sweating is for people who do stuff.