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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.
On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she`s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
Have you tried complaining about it for hours?
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i`m really athletic person 3: i`m hilarious and likable person 4: i`m gorgeous me: i can breathe