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Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this
Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
Starting to believe I`m trouble
“But I read somewhere…” -me about to make some sh!t up.
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
You say I’m dirty minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
Kinda makes you wonder how many employees used to piss on their hands in the bathroom before management finally took action
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.
A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?
If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.