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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
Exercise... the poor person`s plastic surgery
My need for caffeine is so bad I`m going to AA for the free coffee
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I`m five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I`ll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much.