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To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, for 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers…Cheers!
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it
You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That`s why I`m happier than you