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Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I`m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
"Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
OMG!! IT`S MONDAY ... What the f*ck do you think comes after Sunday, Sunday JR. ?
Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. I came back drunk.
What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.