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That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask how you’re still married.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem solver.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
Breast awareness month: we stare because we care
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…