Daily Silly Status

is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.

Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..

Let me check my giveashitmeter ... nope nothing.

Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?

That awkward moment when the mosquito is more interested in persistently banging it`s head against the windshield of your vehicle in an attempt to escape your presence than it is in trying to bite you. #feelingunattractive

You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?

I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.

I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!

for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict

Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.

I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.

Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes

If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."

I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.