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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
I just became a professional Counterfeiter, I even have the certificates to prove it.
I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
I`m sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don`t really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
The only thing instant glue sticks to instantly is fingers.
There damn well better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober!