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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.
A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
I`m gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
Saw my ex with another guy at a bar last night. So I ordered a beer, took a few sips, walked over to their table, gave her date the rest of my drink and walked away... #leftovers
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
In retrospect, replying "Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory", probably wasn`t the best way to respond to my therapist.
It`s pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. Then they are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)