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Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction, I hope there’s no hard feelings.
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
I`m reaching the point where I really hope it`s not possible to be annoyed to death.
There is nothing worse then trying to watch porn with a slow internet connection.
I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.