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The best nicknames are the ones people don`t know they have.
Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
My greatest achievement today was writing this status.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
Now that "twerk" has been added to the dictionary, I can`t wait for a Spelling Bee judge to be asked to use it in a sentence.
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low…Well, sure, it’s hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it…
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I`m hilarious.