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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
I don`t regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren`t on those bridges when I burned them.
Dear Costumer Service: I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to you?
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
Get ahead of myself. Sometimes I
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.